Bright, comedic, sunny world of the Simpson's turns into a dystopian prison fueled by consumerism.

"Apparently, vats of toxic waste, chipped furry critters and an abused unicorn all help keep the Simpsons entertainment factory chugging in the show’s 22nd season."

Presently, in a galaxy far far away...

The battle between the U.S. Drug Enforcement Adminstration and Researchers across the United States

"The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration has listed salvia as “a drug of concern” and is looking into the drug to determine whether it should be declared a Schedule I controlled substance, on par with heroin and LSD... Tom Prisinzano, a medicinal chemist at the University of Kansas, points out that some chemical transformations of salvinorin A have different pharmacological abilities—such as a longer-lasting action or an enhanced ability to bind to receptors—and no hallucinogenic properties. Modifying its novel structure, he says, “could potentially treat a number of different central nervous system disorders.”

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081205095956.htm

"...the findings may be related to the team's earlier findings, that is, that microwave radiation from cell phones can affect the so-called blood-brain barrier... The research team also found certain nerve damage in the form of damaged nerve cells in the cerebral cortex and in the hippocampus."

firefox doesn't think hippocampus is a word?
well, i guess it doesn't think "firefox" is a word either.

kiss your cordless wii controller goodbye and get ready to use telekinesis to play video games.

First woman with Bionic Arm!